For the past few days, life was just simply boring.
Like same routines everyday.
Then I asked my brother "aye, don't you think your life is very boring?"
Then he was like "siao."

To add some.. colours into your life, let me share with you a few of Muthu's jokes.

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview...
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?"..that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not ..
and Muthu said .. "No sir,only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach.
First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroachdidn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu became a saint!

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

On a political rally Muthu was arrested.
Why ??
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote"PRESS" on her right chest ...
and he did it !


hahahha.
I think its pretty funny.

Well anyway, my goldfish gave birth to a baby fish.
I suppose all the other eggs didn't make it.
Too bad for them.
The baby is super small compared to the parents.
its like.. 1/100 of the size?
-.-

Mmmm.
Is there anyone more random than you?
I doubt so.
Oh, the Sun is shining.
I had to remind you guys.